How to gain a restraining order/ block in 10 messages. 02:02 Aug 09 2010
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Alrighty... I've seen and read, and been a part of the vulgar, too forward, as subtle as a t-Rex forced vegitarian on a dairy farm display of come ons and flirt attempts. To put it clearer, as is with the pyramid, the clues are "you are lacking it, it's easy to learn, you've gonE your whole life without it, and finally you'll get almost no woman of self respecting status without it." bzzzzz times up you are the weakest link. It IS TACT! A respect or the very woman you choose to "flirt" with.
Women are people. Now I know that most of us feelnunless they are barefoot making us a sammich in th kitchen they should probably be on their knees cleaning the floors but it's a new age. They have rights, they have minds, it's possible they have intelligence, but even scarier they have the potential to be Lorena Bobbet.
So here are a examples of what NOT to say to women.
1. Hey I'm in town so you want to suck
my dick or what? (happened to a friend not two months ago)
2. You hungry? I've got tube steak! No, how about a burrito with extra sour cream? (yeah I keep those in the "gonna intentionally piss someone off tonight" menu. )
3. I'd like to drip (insert sweet sauce here) all over you and lick it off head to toe. A. They don't know what diabetic shock is. B. I'm an avid musician and flutter tongue for practice, it still gets tired after 5 minutes WTF are you?
4. I've got dinner (gesture crotch) what part of you am I having for desert? ( awkward attempt at cannibalism or really really really bad line?
5. Any fucking line involving father being a thief, girl being an angel, definately don't say you remind me if my mother, and finally, I've got a full camera studio linked to my computer feeding out to all my friends, so take this pill don't mind what the r stands for and here's cab money for the morning.
This should cover most pathetic lines inbetween I've decided were so lame the utterence In typed word would make my balls jump off rip own dick off and slap me so hard Id wake up from a two week nap and a permanent mushroom bruise on my forhead.
Now here's a lesson in how to understand the female side of the species ( disclaimer all parts may be based on fiction and acid trips)
If you send a woman a message, or call and say something inapropriate and it is not acknowledged or ignored. It was in fact only ok in your mind, not I'm hers. She has decided to give you an allowence of that one really stupid disrespectful thing said. If she instead calls you on it... Pay attention and realize she's telling you not to do that again... EVER!
Constantly coming on to anwoman who has in turn ignored everyone of these sad attempts is not only wrong, it's harassment. Stop that and try to realize why they don't like it. Trust me women have enough insecurities, they don't need the idea that men only want to fuck them. They need actual emotional support.
If you choose to whine, and moan about how they aren't talking to you slap yourself, and realize why. It's because you are choosing to act like the lowest of male life forms. That's right, a sexual predator, women like aggressive men TO A POINT. They like normal conversation beyond the relalm of sex. If all you bring to the table is inuendo, vulgarity, and crass behavior you're not going to get a WOMAN. Mind you it'll probably work on jailbait but good luck having any of us talk to you in 5-10.
Women can be very different from us, this often exhibits itself in the way a conversation can turn. Women percieve what we say with almost a constant mistrust or suspicion of ulterior
motives. So if you feed this, you'll get nowhere. Start changing the cycle by trying to use more than just sexual words. Compliment intelligently, speak lightly, and truly. Use respect, as you want respect.
Women are our equals, if not at times our betters. Not all mind you but some. It really depends on what you look for. But if a woman is not biting change your behavior or you'll get something you didn't bargain for. I hope you've learned somethin from this. Because I'm not a man traitor, no I'm a man, an adult male with some semblance of self respect, and maturity.
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xxEmaeraldxx
21:04 Aug 31 2010
Teehee, a bit like a veiled Arab woman one time on a flight I was working on from the middle east to London Heathrow. She was trying to open a door on the 747 at 35,000 feet and when I questioned what she was doing.... she told me she wanted to go to the toilet! ummm, well it should be bloody obvious !!